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A former Husband who you are now divorced from.
My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!
Wasband by Balbal69 July 31, 2020
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A form of salute or greeting used by supporters of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad's Ba'athist regime.
Soldier 1: "WASBAPPIN with you Habibi?"

Soldier 2: "Not much Comrade, just appreciating our democratically elected and rightful President, Bashar al-Assad!"
WASBAPPIN by bapper2011 May 17, 2021
The act of totally obliterating an opponent. See ownage.
In that Halo match, there was mass wastage.
wastage by SeanMurphy April 2, 2006
A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.
"S" is my wasband. Now, I'm married to "Q". He's my "Is-band".
wasband by Evie Weinstein January 13, 2008
used to describe a person who wusses out of a challenge or activity. used to describe some one who gives up on something that you and them both know they can accomplish.
"hey man did you ask that chick out to the dance?" "nah dude i just couldnt do it" "dude your such a fuckin wusbag, you know she likes you man, she would have said yes" "ya i know but i just couldnt do it" "you wusbag"
Wusbag by Holden O'neal September 20, 2007
I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.
wasband by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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