My wasband Laurence is giving me such a hard time with the spousal support. How am I supposed to pay for all my expenses without his monthly support payments!
A former husband. Someone you were married to formerly and are now divorced from. Denotes merely a descriptive term. Can often connote fondness when in the right context.
used to describe a person who wusses out of a challenge or activity. used to describe some one who gives up on something that you and them both know they can accomplish.
"hey man did you ask that chick out to the dance?" "nah dude i just couldnt do it" "dude your such a fuckin wusbag, you know she likes you man, she would have said yes" "ya i know but i just couldnt do it" "you wusbag"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.