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oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again 

shit what was this for again my mate over there said this was the place to put it but I don't remember what went here
"Yo jerry like put that on a mug or something"
"oh god oh fuck what was supposed to go here again"

rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

but no matter how many starts I get, its always the same ending.
bojack horseman: i dont want to do thi-
gunner 1: ill shoot, dont test me
bojack horseman:.. rehab was supposed to be a fresh start

this was supposed to be her espresso 

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically to a refer to an even bigger hit single.
OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this was supposed to be her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot 

(from folklore)
when someone is glowing brighter than the sun, the sun in this galaxy gets jealous and turns off. the world remains lit by the new star's glorious rays. the only place there is detectable change is in Texas, where the temperature drops dramatically. and so everyone's all 'what I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!' as in 'a new, brighter, more powerful star has been born.'
damn juul pod, you see that shot of Mel @ her new PAYING job?? I thought Texas was supposed to be hot

...like it was the last supper 

an expression used when a girl gives you very enthusiastic head, like its the last supper.
-so, i heard you got a blow job from whatsername...
-yeah man, she ate that shit ...like it was the last supper!

The Suppository Was A Gift 

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The Suppository Was A Gift