wannabear

A gay guy who calls himself a bear as an excuse for being grossly fat or obese.

I went to the Den Night at The Laird to see some hairy, muscly bears, but there were too many wannabears there so I left real quick!

by gladboi June 4, 2009

Wannabear

Wannabear (Juan-A-bair) - A creature that is on the empty street of the Blvd of Broken Dreams. To encounter one you must walk alone a certain blvd, even then you don't find it, the wannabear finds you. Your shadow must be visible beside you and your heart must be beating. A lot of people may never encounter one, but just keep wishing a wannabear will find you and it will happen..

Wanna Bear (Juan-Uh-Burr) - To want a bear
May be mistaken with 'Wanna Bare' or 'Wanna Beer'

"Sometimes I wish a Wannabear will find me, until then, I walk alone!"
- Green Day Blvd of Broken Dreams

by PseudonymWtfLol December 10, 2016

lazy wannabe

noun; a person, usually an artist or musician, who would like to gain recognition for their work but would rather play San Andreas and listen to hipster rock.

Caleb: "How did your art show in New York go?"

Andy: "Yeah, it was ok but it's starting to feel like a job, you know"

Caleb: "We're such lazy wannabes"

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Wannabe Gangster

Usually white and black kids from a upper class-middle class neighborhood. Listens to only rap (In 2018 mostly trap) music. Usually can be seen in high schools wearing expensive clothing, and wearing pants that show their whole ass, also can be seen smoking weed, throwing gang signs, being a complete douchebag to other people minding their own business, doing very poorly in school and wanting to fight anybody that ticks them off in the slightest manner. Wannabe gangsters are only friends with their own group of other wannabe gangsters and only attract hoes..

Almost like a real gangster right? actually No.. bassicallyJust a bunch of suburban pricks causing trouble...

EX1:

*Kid walks past a group of Wannabe gangsters in the school halls minding their own business*

Wannabe gangsters: Yea you better walk around or well beat your ass nigga

EX2:

Women trying to get past a group of wannabe gangsters in her car in a parking lot

Wannabe gangsters: look at this bitch! *Proceeds to throw a snowballs at the womens car*

by Fieroman February 14, 2018

Wannabe Tryhard

A Wannabe Tryhard is a person who pretends to be a Tryhard. Unlike the Tryhard, who gets their KD from fighting same level players, the Wannabe Tryhard gets their KD from killing low level players with vehicles like the Oppresor MK II, the Lazar, or the Deluxo, they don’t have skill, rather they have the illusion of skill.

In GTA Online, I’ve been killed by someone with an Oppresor MK II for the past 5 minutes, they must be a Wannabe Tryhard

by QWISME123 September 11, 2020

Fuck Wannabe

Someone who does way too much for a person they like
It's just another way to say Simp

A: Why are you doing this for her?
B: I like her
A: Damn, you're Fuck Wannabe

by wertousek January 4, 2021

WannabeJoeWeller53

A person who owns two Gucci items and a pair of Yeezy's whilst flexing on other people about it

"I just can't keep referring to him as wannabejoeweller53 for the entire video, let's just call him Craig"

"Yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy"

by Broderprick June 12, 2018