A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
The only thing worse than a townie! They somehow manage to have a lower IQ than a regular chav and they have a fake attitude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just retards! They are hated by everyone including their heros "townies"
by ???? March 6, 2005