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Faithful believers of the preachings of His Holiness and Excellency, T.

His Excellency’s religion was founded in 1908 as a last resort from the Friends Church.

Core values are not applicable.

Followers are known as Wangists.

-Considered some of the most sacred beings on Planet Earth.

Due to unforeseen circumstances, his Holiness has be censored on platforms that have access to internet connectivity.
We have implemented efforts to expand our touch to the ancient and modern world, everyone will be a Wangist.

Yo, Sheep Dark! Are you a Wangist?

Nah, I don’t need Jesus. I have Wangism.
Wangism by Bradtery January 25, 2022
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Wongism is a religion involving Justin Ryan Wong, the coolest person on the universe. He’s a absolute legend. We stan a god. He also yells pretty loud without a mic so, you better not cross him or he’ll roast you.
Person A: Yoooo join Wongism. Wong is spittin mean roasts.

Person B: Heck yeah, he’s so cool and he makes learning enjoyable.
Wongism by I stan Wongism February 21, 2021
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Wangizmo 

The Tibetan word for penis, believed to have originated in the late 17th century.
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Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.

No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.

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When people start using large words in ways that only themselves can understand. Usually, these words end with 'ism' or 'ist'.
"What is this guy talking about?"

"I dunno, I think he's just using a bit of wankism."
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Cult associated with R. Wong, world-famous optimizer and moral expert
I converted into wongism and it completely changed my life
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That email was very wangish.
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