Wankel sores 

The pain you feel in your wallet after your rotary engine blows.

Guy 1: "Damn yo, my wallet hurts after my RX-8 blew up."
Guy 2: "Man, you got Wankel sores..."

Wankel sores by RXG8r4 December 18, 2008

Wanker Sore 

Sores on one's genitals from excessive and/or vigorous masturbation. A play on words from the more commonly known canker sore.

Why are you walking funny?

I stayed up all night masturbating and the wanker sores are killing me!

Wanker Sore by MerkXRTurbo March 13, 2011

Wanker Sore 

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much

ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."

Wanker Sore by MikeF88 March 8, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022