Wanked Out

Exhaustion brought on by excessive masturbation.

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"

by Manx bloke November 5, 2006

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

Wacked Out

A guy that's wacked out is somebody that's wacked off to the point of having no jizm left. Older guys take longer to replenish their load.

Little Tommy Fugazi was completely wacked out out after finding a copy of Hustler and locking himself in the bathroom for an hour. His right hand had blisters.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 6, 2010

wacked out cracka

The remains of a small wheat-based biscuit that has been accidentally crushed into bits at the bottom of your packed-lunch box.

"Shit, man, dat one helluva wacked out cracka der."
"Sho' nuff messed up my lunch, homie."

by Rubberneck needs 2 getalife May 13, 2003

wacked out cracka

A white person that's totally wack and not at all gangsta, although he tries desperately.

Man you must be one wacked out cracka hangin out in Compton wearing a Crips hat, a Bloods shirt, and an "East Coast 4 Life" chain. You gonna get shot more than 50 Cent, 2pac, and Biggie combined, you stupid honkey.

by Nick D March 11, 2003

wacked out cracka

a stupid rich white man who wants to be black, he buys the clothes and the dang blang hang thang, and thinks he is a gangster, but any black kid could kick his brite ass.

by mish mish man June 22, 2003

Wanged Out

A phrase used when you become or are in a constant state of being disturbed, unsettled, unresolved, having little or nothing to look forward to and feeling an overall sense of uneasiness.

"I feel so wanged out lately."

My girlfriend left me, I have a crappy boss and an even crappier job, I just took a pay cut and to top it off, it is not getting any better. I feel like I am reliving GroundHog Day everyday. Wash-Rinse-Repeat. My life is a constant time vampire.

by JSkidz January 27, 2010