wank waste 

The sperm from masturbation that would be discarded in a tissue and thrown away.

To call someone a 'wank waste' would be to insinuate that they are unworthy sperm or a worthless human undeserving of the life they have.

you fucking wank waste!

I knew you'd fuck it up wank waste!

wank waste!

wank waste by Smokaloca March 19, 2011

Wank Waste 

Sperm that was ejaculated due to masturbation and left to waste.

Ugh, i found wank waste all over my bathroom after Melvin spent the night...

Wank Waste by ColtCommando223 July 12, 2011

wasted wank 

When the act of maturbation is disturbed causing loss of momentum or ejaculation in your pants because some inconsiderate person has turned up uninvited

I downloaded some wicked porn last night and was knocking one out then my mum walked through the door 2 hours early as I was just about to shoot my load, what a wasted wank

wasted wank by Djc2508 January 16, 2014

Wasted Wank 

The realisation that your child is a fuckwit and you would rather of just had a wank that night.

Oh for fuck sake Jason get your head out of the railings. You really are a wasted wank.

Wasted Wank by PhilMiddy June 7, 2016

wankmaster 

A noble being skilled in the art of wankery.

Emile: I love to wank all the time!
Taylor: You are truly a wankmaster
Emile:ya

wankmaster by Jpar January 5, 2007

Wankmaster 

uhmmm...the master of wanking?

wankmaster wanks a wankey wank he does

Wankmaster by Wankmasta October 18, 2004

Wankmaster Shizzlemah

Steve Sheehan

Badass

Wankmaster Shizzlemah by Wack Teapot August 27, 2003