Wank Cabbage
Wank Cabbage by LukeEmia_ January 5, 2021
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Wank Cabbage
Wank Cabbage is a term that you call someone when is being stupid and not doing the right thing. We all know someone can do something wrong whether it be a friend or person.. Just any type of human really or animal or thing.. Just anything to be honest
Kat: Has Boris made the announcement tonight?
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Kat's Mom: Yeah that wank cabbage put us into lockdown again
Kat: Interesting
Wank Cabbage by NocturnalDonkey69 January 5, 2021
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Wank Cabbage
Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Wank Cabbage by finalerock44 January 11, 2021
Cabbage wank
Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”
Cabbage wank by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018
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