When you have watched porn on someones computer without their permission and they find out. Your friend takes the blame and says they have a wanking problem.
John: Fred I lent you my computer the over day and found a video of a gay gang bang.
Fred: It wasn't me.
Clive: It was my fault fred popped out for a coffee and I was watching it. I have a wanking disorder and I knock one out 12 times a day.
(John leaves)
Clive: I just took a wank bullet for you.
Fred: It wasn't me.
Clive: It was my fault fred popped out for a coffee and I was watching it. I have a wanking disorder and I knock one out 12 times a day.
(John leaves)
Clive: I just took a wank bullet for you.
by jimmy0121 October 06, 2009
Oh shit, I forgot to wipe my porn from my girlfriend's laptop!
Don't worry, I'll tell her it was me, I'll take a wank bullet for you buddy!
Don't worry, I'll tell her it was me, I'll take a wank bullet for you buddy!
by Brittas October 06, 2009