describes person of great interlect and athletic ability. Also used to descrbe person who is good looking and has great personality.see also wangas
"oh wow! there's wangers, let's go and make love with him"
by wangas October 15, 2004
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1.When a woman is angry she has wanger. 2.When a man is angry with a woman for doing a stereotypical woman thing, he has wanger towards her.
1. Courtney has wanger because her cat peed all over her carpet. 2. Scott has wanger towards Courtney because she spent all his hard earned money on 2 martini lunches with her girlfriends.
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When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung
Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.
by don mico June 8, 2006
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The dirty truth behind Harry Potter, where all instances of the word "wand" are replaced by wang and a sinister theme of the stories emerges. Originated on IRC.
She was shifting her weight nervously from foot to foot, staring at Harry, beating her wang against her empty palm and breathing heavily.
by JonJonB January 15, 2004
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Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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a male having less than the legal limit of genitalia in his britches.
We couldn't help but notice that Eduard was a real teeny wanger.

After showering that night, everyone knew chris had a teeny wanger.
by huffnagel1 January 10, 2006
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She better cut that nonsense out before I give her a good fuzz wanger.
by Cheesy cheddar December 9, 2013
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