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Cunt wanger 

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
Cunt wanger by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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cunt wagger 

terrible insult; the act of wagging cunts.
"DUDE! You're such a cunt wagger!"
cunt wagger by TWHIRL May 16, 2009

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

Cuntbanger 

Man 1: God Julie is such a cunt!
Man 2: Yeah, and Brad is such a cuntbanger!
Cuntbanger by someonewithasticker November 28, 2009

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
cuntwanker by thehonkster June 11, 2009
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