Wangball

verb, to be wangballed. The act of being a total artard, under some sort of substance influence

"oh dude, im so totally wangballed right now!!"

Wangball by Padden, is a January 23, 2009

wangoballwime 

This is a phrase from the book "Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire" when harry decides to ask the pretty Ravenclaw girl Cho Chang to go to the Yule Ball with him, as his nerves take over him, his words come out in a jumble of sounds, excerting : "wangoballwime"

'Er - Cho? Could i have a word with you?'
Giggling should be made illegal, thought Harry furiously, as all the girls around Cho started doing it. she didn't though. She said 'OK' and followed him out of earshot of her classmates.
Harry turned to look at her, and his stomach gave a weird lurch as though he missed a step going downstairs.

'Er' he said.
he couldn't ask her. he couldn't. but he had to. Cho stood there looking puzzled, watching him.
The words came out before Harry had quite got his tongue around them.
'Wangoballwime?'
'sorry?' said Cho.

wangoballwime by xxoXFrenchieXoxx May 20, 2008

wangbilly 

An enigma of sorts. This middle aged Caucasian male is a cross between a wangster and a hillbilly. Usually has a song playlist consisting of hip hop and country music. Heavily tattooed, a wangbilly's outfit consists of affliction or metal mulisha shirts, very long white jean shorts, a wallet on a chain, and Air Jordans. The headpiece will either be a straw cowboy hat or a flatbilled Y&R hat facing forward and pulled all the way to the eyebrows. Facial hair is a must for the wangbilly, usually a long unkempt goatee or a full-on neckbeard. The wangbilly will either be seen in a super low, super stanced out earlier model Honda hatchback or a super jacked up pick-up truck. Like I said, an enigma of sorts. If the wangbilly is employed, the place of employment will either be minimum wage or very close to it. While the wangbilly is supported by a minimum wage job, the social life of the wangbilly will lead you to believe that the individual is paid racks on racks on racks when in reality said wangbilly still lives at home with mom and pops.

"Bro! You like Wiz Khalifa AND Carrie Underwood?! You MUST be a WANGBILLY!!!"

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wangbilly by S.olo September 26, 2014

armoured wankball

A far more sensible name for "American Football", a game that rarely involves feet and certainly nothing ball-shaped.

I was arguing with an American over which was better, football or armoured wankball.

armoured wankball by Satan J. Dogbeast May 27, 2009

Wangoballwime 

The stripper named after Harry Potter’s failed attempt to ask Cho Chang to the Yule ball in Goblet of Fire.

Guy #1: Hey have you heard this hot ass stripper named wangoballwime?

Guy #2: Yeah she is a hot ass tamale!

Wangoballwime by HufflepuffStripper July 26, 2018

Wongball 

A 75-inch diameter ball of Wong. Its known for being of mixed ancestry, primarily from Boston. Wongballs are known for their ability to ferment, smoke and bro out. Wongballs oftenly sport a goatee. To collect Wongballs lure them with grapes, exotic food and a shiny copy of The Raid on BluRay.

I caught me a Wongball in the vineyard. Freed him after he offered me some tempeh and pickled peppers

Wongball by catiesdadwong October 3, 2020

wang ball 

A spherical compilation of male genitalia.

FAIL-"Ive got a level 4 horsea with 200 atk and 400 def"

ME-"Oh yea? well i've got a level 3000 wang ball with inf. def and inf atk, so suck on that bitch!"

wang ball by the kupo god November 24, 2010