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WAMUS

Wild Ass Made-Up Shit

Invented on a Constantine Maroulis fanboard to mean "career speculation."

Also can be abbreviated to WAS: Wild Ass Shit.
1. When Constantine said he's going to be all over Fox news, I thought he meant he was going on the O'Reilly Factor. Just my WAMUS.

2. WAMUSWhen he said he's was going to be on the news, I figured he was hinting that he was going to be on a new Fox show with Kelsey Grammar called "Action News." /WAMUS

3. I just thought he was gonna be on the local 5 o'clock news...but whadda I know...WAS.

4. Club-goers: Girl One: Where did Jenny disappear to?
Girl Two: I think she's getting some in the bathroom with that guy she was talking to.
Girl One: Damn! That's some WAMUS!! She's standing right behind you.

5. Roommate Guy 1: What time did you roll in last night?
Roommate Guy 2: Shit if I can remember. I was so drunk I think I had a 3-way with those 2 chicks from the bar.
Guy 1: Jahyeahuh right!! In your dreams! WAMUS!!
by kendall_belle December 13, 2008
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Wamus

A wamus is a girl named Frishonda.
Frishonda: "I won't ever hurt you."
"Promise wamus?"
by ChrisEvansxCupcakke April 16, 2021
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Vaughn Wamsley

1. A personal injury lawyer and minor celebrity in Central Indiana. Well known for plastering his face all over billboards, phonebooks, and the like. Often thought of as an ambulance chaser, but has amazing hair.

2. A game, similar to "padiddle", played by sneaking up on a friend, shouting "Vaaaaauuuuuuugggggghhhhhhnnnnn... WHAM-sley!" and punching said friend in the shoulder.
1. Vaughn Wamsley: Hey, does anyone need a personal injury attorney? Have you been injured in an accident? KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!

2. Me: (quietly) Vaaaaauuuuuugggghhhhhnnnn...

Friend: What are you doing?

Me: (yells, punching friend in the arm) WHAM-sley!

Friend: Ow, stop it. I think I need a personal injury attorney now.
by Dildano December 29, 2010
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Wausau East High School

(N) a school/place for butt munchers that encapsulates then true spirit of love. The temperature is of a meat locker yet somehow that does not preserve anything because the smell of something rotting remains consistent through the halls. It is home to some happy memories though like the infamous bucket speach, world famous jack shack cookies and badge, the wonderful dog.
Wausau east high school makes me want to die- various students
by Gurlycake February 19, 2019
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George Wambushed

The term was coined during the Bush administration by a Democrat who felt George W. Bush often disregarded the first amendment and the right to free speech. The term was subsequently banned by the Republican Tea Party and Bush followed up with covertly adjusting several laws which violated the constitution in effort to keep the term suppressed. When Obama took office the ban on the term was lifted.

George Wambushed means that one has either literally or figurative been violated and AMBUSHED in the most extreme and plunder-some way known to mankind. Figuratively it means that a person or group has been bombed and sunken with a trillion tons of stupid stinky shit. And the literal meaning is that one has undergone a violent mugging or extreme rape.
PETE steps into an EMPTY HOUSE. Up ahead he SEES the BACK of a MAN slumped in a chair by a window.

PETE: Hey Franky how are ya?

"Franky" The MAN slumped in a chair - remains silent and still.

PETE: Franky? What's going on? Franky? How come. . .

PETE'S eyes BULGE wide. Blood drips from Franky's temple. A gun in one hand. NOTE in the other.

PETE reads the SUICIDE NOTE

My child Joe was maimed in Iraq and no longer knows who I am. After he was denied health benefits I covered them and the bank has now seized my house. I've been GEORGE WAMBUSHED. I know the Tea Party was mad I spent my money on my sons health as they wanted the funds. I left a check for all I have left, made it out to Ben Bernanke, who George appointed to the Fed Reserve. Because I'm liberal I thought it best that I shoot myself now because after the damage done to my child in the Trillion-Dollar-War, after your rape of my finances, I don't have anything else to offer. Maybe you can suck something out of Joe. You will have to ask him directly which may be AWKWARD because he's maimed. Seeing what a real bomb can do to a human being can be AWKWARD. Finally I WILL my only possession left (This GUN) to Ron Paul. I don't believe in guns so it's not registered, but it was real easy to get. FYI - I know the Republicans are not crazy about cleaning up messes so I arranged to have my Democratic friend find me and wipe up the blood. -- Franky

George Bush Cheney screwed fucked sucked-dry screwed
by ECHOROCK December 1, 2011
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Kieve and Wavus

by Bob 772 April 3, 2011
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wausage

A wausage is simply the combination of two toaster waffles sandwiching a breakfast sausage patty. For extra added flavor and oh so goodness one may slather the wausage with their favorite pancake syrup.
No example needed. Just use your imagination.
by i8yerpuppy July 6, 2005
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