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WAMUS

Wild Ass Made-Up Shit

Invented on a Constantine Maroulis fanboard to mean "career speculation."

Also can be abbreviated to WAS: Wild Ass Shit.
1. When Constantine said he's going to be all over Fox news, I thought he meant he was going on the O'Reilly Factor. Just my WAMUS.

2. WAMUSWhen he said he's was going to be on the news, I figured he was hinting that he was going to be on a new Fox show with Kelsey Grammar called "Action News." /WAMUS

3. I just thought he was gonna be on the local 5 o'clock news...but whadda I know...WAS.

4. Club-goers: Girl One: Where did Jenny disappear to?
Girl Two: I think she's getting some in the bathroom with that guy she was talking to.
Girl One: Damn! That's some WAMUS!! She's standing right behind you.

5. Roommate Guy 1: What time did you roll in last night?
Roommate Guy 2: Shit if I can remember. I was so drunk I think I had a 3-way with those 2 chicks from the bar.
Guy 1: Jahyeahuh right!! In your dreams! WAMUS!!
by kendall_belle December 13, 2008
mugGet the WAMUSmug.

WaMue

The sexiest mf you'll ever meet.
by Ak_Skittles December 8, 2019
mugGet the WaMuemug.

wamu

I think wamu is a really gay word, just like washington mutual
by kenny c June 11, 2006
mugGet the wamumug.

Wamu

noun.
1. The byproduct of eating out a mans asshole formed from a mixture of saliva, fecal matter and sometimes anal lubricants.

exclamation
2. Express disgust, annoyance, contempt, impatience, or simply for emphasis.

verb
3. To express waste, pain, failure or painful failure.
noun:
"That was some great ass, by my mouth is full of wamu"

exclamation:
"That shit is fucking wamu"

verb:
ex. 1 "if you don't stop, I will wamu you like a little bitch"
ex. 2 "your ass got wamued"
by surfergrrl21 June 13, 2008
mugGet the Wamumug.

wamu

I went over and robbed the wamu on the corner.
by yongster October 4, 2005
mugGet the wamumug.

Wamued

Having lost most or all of your money by purchasing stock in Washington Mutual, or any other investment that goes really bad.
FUCK! I just lost my childerens college fund by making bad investments, did I ever get wamued!
by joe six pack January 16, 2009
mugGet the Wamuedmug.

wamu

I hope citi don't go wamu on me.
by JTG423 March 6, 2009
mugGet the wamumug.

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