Walz

Used to describe a shit

I just listened to the MN governor and boy do I need to take a Walz

by MrDaCoach January 6, 2021

walz

A greeting giving amongst close friends. Derived from the the slurring of the phase "whats up" to "walz zep" and later shortened, Walz was popularized by inhabitants of north east oklahoma and later spread across that country.

"Walz!" Travis exclaimed as he answered his cell phone.

by lakedog October 21, 2007

walz

n. The emotional barriers that surround us and prevent enjoyable interactions.

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The walz! I feel the walz closing in!I need to break free from this prison that surrounds me!

Remonstrate much?

by gnostic3 March 16, 2021

Christian Walz

A successful Swedish pop/soul artist who released his self-titled debut album in 1999 at the age of 20. His second album, "Paint By Numbers" was released five years later, in May 2004. The wildly popular "Wonderchild" was the first single from that album, and following was the beautfiful ballad "Never Be Afraid Again". In 2005, "Paint By Numbers" was released outside of Sweden, starting with Scandinavia, where "Wonderchild" entered many charts and was highly regarded by the public during the summer 2005.

Christian Walz' first single from his latest album is "Wonderchild".

by Halliwell September 30, 2005

Tim Walz

To completely devastate a bunch of weirdos, making them obsessed with you to the point where they desperately try and force a bunch of memes about you to make themselves feel better

Time to Tim Walz these nazi dweebs

by AmericaIsAlreadyGreatYouWeirdo August 10, 2024

Walz

A man who drinks horse jizz

Wow that guy looks like he loves drinking horse jizz. Must be a Walz

by Fauna Derivative August 7, 2024

Tim Walz

A word that means to drink horse semen. Named after the eponymous politician who drank horse semen and who had to get his stomach pumped as a result.

Roommate 1: I had some yogurt earlier today. It tasted funny, unlike any yogurt I’ve ever had before.
Roommate 2: Oopsie…I forgot to tell you that I’m a horse breeder now. I had to use the fridge to temporarily store some stock. What you ate wasn’t yogurt, it was actually horse semen. Sorry about that.
Roommate 1: Oh shit…are you telling me that I Tim Walz’d?

by Pizza Chungusta August 11, 2024