Walowitz
Walowitz by Facebook-Contender XD November 3, 2012
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Howard Wolowitz
Howard Wolowitz is a 97 pound scrawny white Jewish guy who lives with his mother (and often communicates with her by yelling), eats chocolate milk and eggos every morning, and is friends with Sheldon, Leonard, and Raj from the hit sitcom, The Big Bang Theory (Woo!). He coined the term "Dance with no pants" and fancies himself to be a ladies man when he is just creepy. He only has a masters degree, which makes him "lesser" than his counter parts, who have multiple doctorates each.
Howard's Mother: "WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?"
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"
Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.
Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."
Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."
Howard Wolowitz: "CHOCOLATE MILK AND EGGOS, MOM, PLEASE!"
Dr Gablehauser: Dr. Cooper, Dr. Hofstadter, Dr. Koothrappali... MISTER Wolowitz.
Howard: "Baby, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive."
Girl: "Ew. Get away from me."
Howard (referring to Penny's butt): "That must be jelly, cause jam don't jiggle like that."
Penny: "No girl will ever like you if you keep being a creep."
Howard Wolowitz by VampyKat17 October 25, 2012
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Wolowitz Scale
A scale for rating the pervy-ness of a nerd. The ratings are as follows, from least to greatest:
1. Sheldon Cooper- has no interest in sex. At all.
2. Leonard Hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. Raj- very interested in weird sex, but can't talk to women. Literally.
4. Howard Wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.
1. Sheldon Cooper- has no interest in sex. At all.
2. Leonard Hoffsteader- sweet, kind, slightly awkward, tends to fall head over heels into the friend zone.
3. Raj- very interested in weird sex, but can't talk to women. Literally.
4. Howard Wolowitz- creepy, pervy, has a mating call, will not shut up.
Okay, so there's this guy in my computer class, and he is super great with computers and all, but he totally broke the Wolowitz Scale.
Eeeewww, don't talk to him!
Eeeewww, don't talk to him!
Wolowitz Scale by SharkBaitPotatoe October 8, 2014
Bernadette Wolowitz
An adorable character on the sitcom 'The Big Bang theory' betrayed by the gorgeous actress/stand up comedian Melissa Rauch
Bernadette Wolowitz by Jungle gym4322 November 16, 2014
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