walloping

a severe malicious beating handed out by an enraged P-UNIT soldier.

If you see a street villian with a pink bandana around his face, chances are somebody has or is about to recieve a walloping.

by Sheik November 17, 2003

Walloping

To fuck a girl hard.

Bob went to the movies with Jess yesterday, he gave her a good walloping in his apartment afterwards.

I walloped my girlfriend everywhere last night!

Natasha is such a slut, she got a walloping from 5 black men last week.

I gave Jess a good walloping in her ass hole, then sent her on her way.

by Jeffo1234 February 28, 2015

walloping

The term given for the reciprocating partner of the sexual act.

"I met Adrian up the towpath the other day. He unceremoniously unbuckled my jeans, bent me over and stuck his prick up my ass. I hadn't been on the receiving end of such a savage walloping in a long time. I walked like I'd just climbed off a police horse for a fortnight afterward. I'm going back tonight for seconds."

by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

Walloping Webhammer

The Walloping Webhammer in fortnite.

"Brodie used the Walloping Webhammer in fortnite" said Brendan Ryder Lynn Carter.

by Brodiculous December 6, 2022

wall walloping

the act of "walloping" a persons facebook wall, or perhaps their myspace wall. typically involves a large group of people, who simultaneously comment on one wall post, event, or activity of one of their friends. the group continues to do so until the notifications for the person being walloped reach about 100. followed by a victorious fist pump by all involved, excluding the individual who was walloped

Some guys wall walloped my facebook, and now my computer is frozen.

"Dude, we need to do some serious wall walloping today"

by littlejohn12345 April 6, 2010

cock walloping

the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running

i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping

by dongslap49 February 11, 2014

galloping crud

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006