Wallace and Grommet

During the winter, you take a fresh shit into your gloves/mittens and then put your dick and balls in it before snow blowing so your goods stay warm. If you’re feeling courageous, take a laxative so it’s like a hot chocolate

Damn, I should have done a Wallace and Grommet before going out in the cold

by leakingfaucet November 6, 2023

wallace and grommit

Stars of three short award winning animations from the Aardman Studio's in Bristol. Featuring the adventures of Wallace, a crazed inventor (voiced by actor Peter Sallis) and his hyper integent dog Grommit. A full lenght feature film is currently in production.

'Grommit, It's the wrong trousers and they've gone wrong...'

by Black Flag May 28, 2004