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Wall Douche 

A complete douchebag, who talks shit on facebook. These people usually have vane pictures of themselfs for their profile picture, have little to no freinds, and hit the gym to overcompensate for their lack of inteligence and game.
Matt: "Wall Post" Yo ron, i eat hamburgers all day, i think i can kick your ass. I dont think anyone who is as skinny as you can do anything to me. I think you should shut up before i shut you up

Ron: "Wall Comment" Fuck you dude, im not gonna take shit from you. you wanna talk shit, but i wanna kick your ass. meet me in the parking lot at lunch.

Matt: "Wall Comment" i dont wanna get in trouble, but i can still kick your as if i tried...

Ron: "Wall Comment" your such a wall douche
Wall Douche by Ronald Alakai August 12, 2010
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wall of douche 

When a group of douchey guys stand around creating a wall that is impassable. Usually this is found in a night club being accomplished by guys that wear too much cologne, have tighter jeans on then girls, have way too much hair gel and most definitely wear sunglasses at night.
I was at the bar the other night and I couldn't get a drink because of the wall of douche in front of me.
wall of douche by king douche bag September 19, 2012

Douche Wall 

A row of people who walk really slowely, blocking you from getting to your destination on time.
"I tried to make it on time for my job interview but I got stuck behind a Douche Wall and missed my bus."
Douche Wall by Darkwater J January 18, 2010

Walltoucher 

What Ben Perry is.
Ben Perry is a walltoucher.
Walltoucher by Ben's Friend October 23, 2010
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