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When an inbred texan actually meant to say woken.

I live in Texas and he wouldn't have wakin up I'm just sayin

Wakin by MrKnowItNothing July 27, 2016

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Wakin Bakin

To wake up in the morning and smoke weed.

Yo man i was wakin bakin this morning it was a grand time.

Wakin Bakin by Kushmaine May 26, 2011

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wakin the bacon

jacking off the morning wood

johnny got caught wakin the bacon

wakin the bacon by rash shananana June 21, 2008

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wakin' up

something that catches one's attention. the feeling one expereinces when something is "wakin' up" should be similar to a splash of cold water in the morning.

Damn! That episode of Martin was wakin' up!

Yo try one of these spicy buffalo wings, this stuff's wakin' up!

wakin' up by Terrence Phifer June 21, 2011

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Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

Wakin' Bacon(sexual) by Lostinthesauce6969696969696969 September 23, 2016

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Wakin Bacon

Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.

I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!

Wakin Bacon by jessyka77 September 2, 2013

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Wakipai

A term used by a sheep who did nothing wrong, to describe the combination of the japanese words "waki" (armpit) and "pai" (breast)

Wakipai is nice, y'know.

What do you mean?

Well, I want to see the armpits and then down to (side-) boobs. Wakipai!

Wakipai by Ikeamannext January 24, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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