Like a Rooftop Korean, but a white person that's way up on top of a building.

Way Up Whites began in 2020, after the death of George Floyd. George (who was handcuffed) was murdered by a police officer that used his knee on George's neck to pin him to the ground. George stated that he could not breathe and eventually lost consciousness, yet the officer remained on his neck. George's death incited protests, riots, and looting all across the country. White business owners looking to protect their property took tactics from Korean business owners, who are known as Rooftop Koreans for the time they took to the roofs of their businesses during the 1992 Los Angeles Riots. White people, employing the same tactics, are known as "Way Up Whites," because they're way up there.

Shaquan: Hey man, let's hit the best buy
Jarvis: Nah Cuh, they got Way Up Whites on that bitch
Shaquan: Shit dawg, good call. I ain't trying to get shot for a new TV.

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Jarvis: yo dawg, who dis George Floyd everyone be talking 'bout?
Shaquan: shit man, I don't know. I'm just here for the free shit

Way Up Whites by ShaquandaJarivs The 3rd June 5, 2020

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Whitesboro High School

Schoo in Whitesboro, NY, USA (aka Wboro, Hell, or just simply Whitesboro) that has mostly hoes and bitches. Not all girls in the school are like that tho. Some are nice and really good friends in the long run, but most of them aren't. Most of the guys belong with all their friends in the tool box, and are just ass wipes and similar to the girls, can be nice, but most are not. One of the assistant principals are pretty chill, but the other is a different story. The bathrooms by the auditorium are usually locked, cuz a lot of senior guys got head from freshman girls there. It wasn't only seniors and freshmen. After a while, every grade got in on it, prompting other things to go down in there, like 69's, Helicopters, weed smoking, and a shit-ton of other shit. Then, people caught on, and all the shit moved to the elevator. Not quite the same thing, but it served it's purpose. Smoking went to the stairwell, but a couple of retards in 2013-14 thought it was a good idea to light up some pot in the middle of the hallway. Not a good idea on their parts. Not many fights happen any more, but when they do, the whole school will know about it in like 5 minuets. Kids just stand in the Pit, which was supposed to be a swimming pool or some shit like that. Also, according to a guy, (Austin Moreau) despite it being in NY, it's designed with a tropical design, which makes no damn sense. According to him, it explains why the school is so fucking cold in the winter time.

Guy 1: Hey, I start school at Whitesboro High School this year.
Guy 2: Bruh, you'll get mad head.
Guy 1: Nice bruh.

Whitesboro High School by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow September 16, 2014

Tom Waits

Singer songwriter. America's largest consumer of bourbon and cigarettes.

Every time you listen to Tom Waits, a midget in a top hat rides a tricycle.

Tom Waits by Jon Dore November 1, 2009

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