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An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography
Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!
Waite by wankermobile May 12, 2018
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An extremely popular person who likes to act all tough but often hides his true feelings and “uses girls” but is too nice to actually do it
Hey look it’s Waite. I heard he’s got some issues at home
Waite by Milfboobhunter123 November 1, 2021

waite park 

Waite Park Minnesota... The city that backs up a load of trash known as St. Cloud and St Augustus.. This city has some restaurants if not they're not they're in Saint Cloud.. But you leave this vicinity and you will get stranded never ending corn fields...
Dad: Hey Johnny look theirs Waite park

Johnny: No one cares dad, keep driving.
waite park by Waite Park October 13, 2015

National William Bill Waite Day 

August 26th is National William Bill Waite Day, On this day he can do anything he wants for 24 hours. People often celebrate this day by making a Mr. Waite Shrine, singing, listening, dancing, and making choreography to the song Yesterday by the Beatles.
"Did you hear? Its National William Bill Waite Day! Time to Play Yesterday by The Beatles!"

Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.
The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.
Terry Waite's allotment by Jesfine January 1, 2005

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)
"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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