waite

to have a heavier dick than your body weight

Ginger: Man, that dude's waite was so much that I squirt and cum out of the same hole now.
Nikki: WOW, sounds like he's pushin' waite!

by King Crunk January 14, 2008

Waite

An extremely dirty homosexual with a shit fetish and a love for feet, likes video game pornography

Tom: Stop having gay sex with my roblox character
Olly: BUT I'M GAY AND I LIKE BIG ROUND ROBLOX BOOTY
Alfie: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HERRRRRRRR YOU WAITE!!!

by wankermobile May 12, 2018

Waite

An extremely popular person who likes to act all tough but often hides his true feelings and “uses girls” but is too nice to actually do it

Hey look it’s Waite. I heard he’s got some issues at home

by Milfboobhunter123 November 1, 2021

waite park

Waite Park Minnesota... The city that backs up a load of trash known as St. Cloud and St Augustus.. This city has some restaurants if not they're not they're in Saint Cloud.. But you leave this vicinity and you will get stranded never ending corn fields...

Dad: Hey Johnny look theirs Waite park

Johnny: No one cares dad, keep driving.

by Waite Park October 13, 2015

National William Bill Waite Day

August 26th is National William Bill Waite Day, On this day he can do anything he wants for 24 hours. People often celebrate this day by making a Mr. Waite Shrine, singing, listening, dancing, and making choreography to the song Yesterday by the Beatles.

"Did you hear? Its National William Bill Waite Day! Time to Play Yesterday by The Beatles!"

by entraptas_wife May 24, 2021

Terry Waite's allotment

Self-explanatory to Britishers in the 1990's, this description of unruly hair will puzzle the rest of us, so:
1. Terry Waite served as the Anglican Church's international diplomacy negotiator. In 1987, he was himself taken hostage in Lebanon and held mostly in solitary confinement until his release in 1991. He's a well-known public speaker now.
2. "Allotment" in Britain is an urban rented garden patch.
Hence, Terry Waite's allotment would be untended and weed-choked.
I haven't determined if Waite actually was an allotment holder at the time of his confinement.

The man on the bench had a red beard like Terry Waite's allotment.

by Jesfine January 1, 2005

Terry Waite's allotment

(Simile.) Describes a badly overgrown ladygarden or punani in need of a lot of TLC. (And possibly an industrial-sized strimmer.)

"I pulled down her knickers, and she had a twat like Terry Waite's allotment! I've seen long-haired poodles with less hair than her!"

by Niall Brady February 9, 2003