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A word popularised by Jeremy Clarkson
Dab on it wagwam
Wagwam by eel cancer November 30, 2021
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Wagwan or wag1 spelt incorrectly. usually spelt incorrectly in a text message. See wagwan for definition
Heyy mate wagwam? (wats going on)
Wagwam by SJJ4LIFE February 27, 2009

wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin

from research from bing
it basically means this:

hey whats up hot human give me your phone number

wagwan is a jamaican patois or jamaican english way of saying "whats up"
piff means "high quality", and ting is the autistic version of saying "thing"
a bbm pin is the numbers you'd use to contact someone on the blackberry messenger
memeulous: "wagwan piff ting wats ur bbm pin"

pyrocynical: "you wot mate"

wagwanistan 

Old Suffolk slang for the remote village of Hoxne, in North Suffolk
whattup my gipp, wanna come hang with the boys at the pub in wagwanistan?
wagwanistan by Jeff Warburton March 18, 2021

Wagwan for battyman

When officer looks at your balls, batty and dick.
"Wagwan for battyman..

Come on officer, you've seen my balls batty and dick this month..
more than my BM, more than my links, more than my chick."

Wagwan piffting 

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.
Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201
Wagwan piffting by caitlintxo September 26, 2018

wagwan piffting 

Means a yo wassup girl
ayy yo wagwan piffting let me get your bbm pin
wagwan piffting by lukasbrown March 9, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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