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Watertown wagonmaster

-noun

1. An advanced sexual maneuver in which you select a hefty Watertown skeezbag, proceed with intercourse in a parking lot (preferably Wal-Mart), while bending aforementioned skeeze over a shopping cart, grab her ankles and upend her face first into the cart, then quickly push the cart downhill, hop on and masturbate. Ensure you blow your load on her before ditching the cart into a ravine, car, lightpost, or crowd of confused bystanders. Extra points are rewarded for conducting a wagonmaster drag race.
William was whaling a walrus at Wal-Mart Wednesday when he wowed her with a wicked Watertown Wagonmaster.

Wagenblasted 

The act of licking and fingering a booty-hole in order to get ahead in a career
“ Hey did you see John got promoted to lead spotlight operator?”

“Yea he totally wagenblasted his way to the top”
Wagenblasted by Brabbit07840 May 25, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016