Waffle Sandwich

A sandwich that is made by placing two slices of bread separately on a plate and spreading chunky peanut butter on top of both pieces. Honey is then squirted onto one of the pieces and a crisp waffle is laid on top of the slice of bread and peanut butter. The other peanut butter slice is then placed on top of the waffle. Your girlfriend's mother hates them, and they prompt her to think that you smoke large amounts of marley. They are possibly the best sandwiches in the entire world.

Mother: (your girlfriend's name), why do you think he likes waffle sandwiches so much?

Your girlfriend: I don't know, he just does...

Mother: Nobody that is functioning normally would ever think that a waffle, bread, peanut butter, and honey is appetizing.

Waffle Sandwich by Tom Spear May 19, 2008

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The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

The Westford Waffle Sandwich by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

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Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose

During some hardcore 3-way intercourse, with 2 obese black men and a white chick...the black men sandwich her (one dick in her vag and one dick in her asshole) while the moose whips her with twizzlers, while someone is stuffing her face with waffles...black men love sugar.

Moose: Last night, I participated the Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose with your mom...IT WAS NASTY!

Alaskan Waffle Sandwich Twizzlerwhip Moose by Humphreyyyyyyyyyyyyyy August 15, 2011

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Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom

When A young girl is pancaked in between two middle aged men. Taking it in the ass and mouth at the same time. Often ends with Yelling and sperm. Try it.

Man, I cant believe that Nicole Was part of the Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom with mr.D and mr.T!

Waffle Ice Cream Sandwhich Kaboom by MissWaffleIceCreamSandwhich June 8, 2011

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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