waffle butt
Noun. The condition of having criss-cross indentions on your rear & legs from sitting on a yard chair in shorts.
waffle butt by Sarepta May 13, 2006
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Waffle Butt
waffle butt is what female prison guards get after pressing their ass up against the chain link fence in order for detainees/prisoners to fuck them from behind. after being perched/pressed up against there long enough the chain link fence leaves and impression similar to a waffle on the buttocks. this usually takes place in terrorists prison camps i.e. Iraq or Guantanamo bay.
-"Lance corporal suzy Q. had a really bad case of waffle butt when i relieved her on the compund rover watch."
-or-
-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
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-Sarge-"Airforce Amy got flown of the TIF this morning."
-LCpl-"what did she do this time?"
-Sarge-"pregnant."
-LCpl-"oh shit! was it Jackson or Pruitt?"
-Sarge-"nope, Mustafah...evidentally she was giving up the waffle butt while she was on shift!"
Waffle Butt by Rick Rolle June 30, 2011
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chunky waffle butt
disgusting cellulite and fat which is found on a person's ass and thigh area, usually it is seen on fat/obese women at the beach wearing the teenyest bikinis, or sunbathing naked
damn, that bitch has got some crazy ass chunky waffle butt!! how do they let people like this on the beach? it makes me sick! hahaha
chunky waffle butt by E=mc2 July 18, 2006
Butt waffle
On a long haired dog, cat, or sometimes, an unwashed co-worker, a combination of a loose bowel movement stuck in the hair around the butt. This mass has been sat upon, flattening it to a waffle-like appearance. In a co-worker, the presence of a butt waffle is indicated by a strong smell of "old shit".
"Hold still, you fucking cocksucker. If we don't get this butt waffle off yer ass, you'll have to stay outside for a week." (Generally screamed at a dog or cat, Not a co-worker.)
Butt waffle by Hairy Dog Owner September 28, 2006
butt waffle
butt waffle by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007
waffle butting
the act of a prisoner in jail pushing his/her butt against the fence so that the male on the other side can have sex with him/her and the imprint of the fence is left on their butt looking like a waffle.
how did your day go in the yard today deebo?
"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."
"good...me and one of the girls from the sister prison had a good waffle butting session."
waffle butting by moosenuk February 22, 2009
Buttered Waffle
Buttered Waffle by AddictedToVaginalSkin May 9, 2009
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