The Wadims of the world weren't of any particular importance to anyone really. That is until a warm-hearted, extremely attractive and intelligent individual (probably an Eddie) took it upon himself to pull those insignificant little
bitches out of the shadow and give them the, admittedly minute, recognition they deserve.
Wadim is a name given to people who have no genitals but still like to pretend to be male. They typically are of
russian descent even thou, seeing as they lack balls, have minimal ties to the culture and regularly put real Russians to
deep shame. In a freak accident of nature, Wadims have a propensity for handy
work but as their own fathers have to admit, would be better off sticking to handling their non existent genitalia all day, every day. Given their depressing existence, Wadims like to drink vodka, the only
thing they have in common with real Russians. Also they love smoking
weed but sadly will always prefer any weak ass pussy weed over some decent kush.
Some people have prodigious empathy and are generally decent human beings (Eddies) so as to befriend Wadims, in which case long lasting friendships emerge.
The only exceptional
thing about Wadims is their ability to turn any kind of
alcoholic beverage into vomit nigh instantly. It has been theorized this is an evolutionary defense mechanism, since their weak muscles
don't allow for protection against females, which tend to
beat them up as soon as a Wadim tries to approach them on the dance floor.
Damn I just stepped into a puddle of vomit! - A Wadim must have been here.
The car is too
small to
fit another person - Never mind, Wadim can squat inside just fine.
I got really bored working on the property, so I called up Wadim and he helped me finish my back
yard in just 54 Months.
