Wadds

When you mix weed and the ~rall~ , sleepy but awake

Bro I had some wadds last night, I was exhausted but couldn’t stop shaking.

Wadds by thehappy October 30, 2017

Wadds

The father or dad of offspring .

My wadds came to pick me up from football.

Wadds by Spudicous May 21, 2019

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Wadsworth Constant 

The Wadsworth Constant is the fundamental idea that the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over.

The above definition, for instance, has 180 characters. After applying the Wadsworth Constant, we skip over 52 characters (29%). The definition now reads,
"the true meaning of a video, conversation, or comment approaches importance after approximately 30% of it has been skipped over."

Wadsworth Constant by ShigalHammoud October 2, 2011

Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle

Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Benjamin Wadsworth 

the hottest sexiest dilf to walk this earth.

benjamin wadsworth can run me over and i would say thank you

Benjamin Wadsworth by whoreforfictonalmen September 6, 2021