Wackster

a portmanteau of "wacky" and "hipster," can be heard liking Dan Deacon, No Age, and any contemporary rainbow rock.

"dude that wackster chick is kinda hot, I wish she would take off all that retarded jewelery though"

by dawgman July 1, 2008

Wackster

1. Someone who intensely enjoys wacking off, or masterbating.

1. That dude is such a wackster! Almost everyone he knows has caught him masterbating!

by Steiner77 December 15, 2008

Wackster

Someone or people who's trying hard to be a gangster, but in fact, they perfectly showing off their stupidity (so nobody fears them)

Portmanteau of Wack/Wacky (Silly, Stupid, Lame) and Gangster

A wackster attacked to death by a mob because they're pissed by his behaviour: Attacking random people, stealing, robbing, doing a rape spree (and the victims contracted STI because he didn't wearing condom), driving while intoxicated either by drugs or alcohol, spewing derogatory words, and threatening the vulnerable (underages, womxns, and elderly people)

by Sir. B May 6, 2021

Warkster

A Newark hipster

Did you see all those Warksters at the coffee shop?

by mightberobot November 26, 2011

Warkster

Not to be confused with traditional hipsters of Brooklyn, Newark hipsters, or warksters, don't have trust funds. Other key differences include a penchant for community activism and volunteer work, riding bicycles with multiple gears, and taking part in the arts in a meaningful manner.

Some similarities include dress code,a love of obscure media, and a purely ironic appreciation of things that are not traditionally thought of as "good".

Common misspelling: Werkster

Miss: This energy drink advertisement is sooo good!

Unappreciative outsider: But everyone is fat and ugly and it's shot so poorly! It looks like no one made it through high school...

Miss: Exactly...

Unappreciative outsider: You're such a Warkster...

by abstractmoment November 27, 2011

wankster

Someone that pretends to be a ganster and tries to talk in gangster language and wear ganster clothes when the really don't know anything about being a ganster.

Dexter Yee, that wankster, said, "Fasho, yo, mo' fo'" when trying to impress Nick Honda, the gangster.

by happeekoikoikoi September 19, 2004

the original wankster

when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.

when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat

by cody cole December 2, 2009