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Wank With Your Bum. A polite request that can be sent in text message form to inquire as to the possibility of sex either doggy, or anal (straight or gay).
Yo Babez. WWYB?
WWYB by Jonberg October 3, 2012
Words you can keep

WWYB/WWYD 

Stands for '' What Would You Be?'' or ''What Would You Do?''

A stupid question some one asks when they are bored, or its too quiet. Your prolly going to say a random thing without really thinking about it. Think about it. Please. The WWYD/WWYB people are either trying to make conversation with you. We've all did this at some point in our life. Either actually asking the question or watching John Quinones's WWYD. Right now, you're prolly sitting on the toilet, scrolling through a dictonary website. I could call you a nerd, but do it too. Now please wipe your butt and refresh your body from sitting on the toilet for an hour and a half, THEN go ask a WWYB/WWYD
You after leaving the bathroom: Hey Mom, What Would You Do f you adopted me?

Mom: *mind* You are adopted. So glad this is a WWYB/WWYD
WWYB/WWYD by Jac0b3y November 14, 2021
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WWYB WWYB/WWYD wwyba wwybb WWYBH WWYBWTCMCPT wwybywb
Abbreviation of "Who were you before you were banned?"

Used to greet newcomers to an online forum, particularly those who seem to know the "inside" jokes sooner than they should.
Member 1 (with <50 posts): SPIDER!!! LOL ROFL!!! :P

Member 2: wwybywb?
wwybywb by TheLonelyPhoenix March 9, 2005

WWYBWTCMCPT 

WWYBWTCMCPT is an acronym for "Where will you be where the Craig machine comes partyin' through".
"And the question for you, is not what would Jesus do, but WWYBWTCMCPT?"
WWYBWTCMCPT by Awesome Ari July 3, 2023
Definition used by users on twitter. "Where will you be at?"
@username: 5x5 anyone?
@username2: @username 5x5? wwyba?
@username: @username2 I'll be at'10 u?
@username1: '36 leggo!
wwyba by dopez October 29, 2011
When will you be here
Hey buddy, WWYBH?
WWYBH by HISSSSSSSSSSS June 21, 2016
Abbreviation for when will you be back.
Pronounced like “weeeb”

It’s a phase you text your sexual partner to ask him when he’ll be back to pound your hole into oblivion.
“Wwybb? My bussy needs to be fucked
wwybb by Terrance phat bussy August 11, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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