Widely considered the pinnacle of sexual positions, The Craig consists of the female cowgirling her man amidst his defecation while high on MDMA.
"Hey man, how was your night?"
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
"Oh dude it was incredible; when I got home, the wife whispered she had a surprise for me and beckoned me inside with the crook of her finger. She pulled me in close, and proceeded to drop an E on my tongue as she dropped one on hers. 30 minutes later, we're back on the hotseat, doing The Craig."
(Jaw drops in envious admiration)
"You know, there's a word they have for those who have done The Craig. Heroes."
"Dude I just threw out the rest of my bucket list, just don't feel like I need it anymore."
by nrwftr April 23, 2013
Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019
The last bit of a bowlpack of mary jane.
The last bit of a bowlpack that gets sucked theough the pipe.
The last hit of a bowl that tastes terrible, or is mostly of ash.
The last bit of a bowlpack that gets sucked theough the pipe.
The last hit of a bowl that tastes terrible, or is mostly of ash.
by MassholeMary March 25, 2017
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning
Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
by lowi February 4, 2014
by Bablinga August 13, 2020
A sweet and quiet guy that you’ve known forever and would think to be timid and shy that turns out to be the best dickin’ you’ve ever had...
by NurseAngela January 26, 2019
i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
but he doesn’t like me back
i guess he never did
by i’m yours if you want me September 27, 2018