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What Would Steve Jobs Do?
WWSJD?
wwsjd by J3NN1F3R00 January 7, 2011
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WWSTD • WWSD • WWTD • WWTDD • Westdale • wwtsd • WWSDD • WWSSD? • #WWSD • WISTD?
What Would Tebow Do
B. Roethlisberger: To rape this drunk girl or not?
Drunk girl: WWTD! WWTD!
B. Roethlisberger: Oh, you mean beat me in the playoffs?
WWTD by Demonte Jones January 9, 2012
What Would Tank Do ? Referring to a wise public figure in the Northern Territory of Australia by the name of Tank , a true veteran of the split second decision. Before making any rash life decisions you must first consider WWTD ?
"Would you like fries with that sir ?" "............WWTD" "Should we keep the baby honey ?" "...........WWTD"
WWTD by Bigbird5 September 22, 2013
"What Would Steven Seagal Do?" We've all seen what a bad ass Steven Seagal is in his movies and on "Steven Seagal Lawman" series.
Charlie: Hey Karl, that guy just stole my samurai sword out of the back of my truck!

Karl: Shit! WWSSD?
WWSSD by Lopez Cinco October 12, 2010
What Would Satan Do?

Also sometimes used as:
WWLD:What Would Lucifer Do?
WWBD:What Would Beelzebub Do?
WWDD:What Would the Devile Do?
and the ever popular WWTCBD:What Would That Capitolistic Bastard Do?
I thought of opening the door for her, but then I looked down at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I slammed the door in her face and bit the heads off all of the lab rats.

So Billy came over and asked me to dance, I thought about but then I looked at my bracelet and thought, "What would Satan do?". So, I said no and then set the school gym on fire!
WWSD by Xenoglyph October 29, 2003
1. Short for "What would Snoop Dogg Do?"

2. A rhetorical question asked when faced with a chance to have mass quantities of fun, or booze... which are basically the same thing.
"Wanna go and get shitfaced?"
"What would Snoop Dogg Do?"
WWSDD by myrddraal August 7, 2004
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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