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There is so much to unpack here and I'm tired so you'll have to wait untiiiiiiiillll... Like 4:30am cst?
Hym "Ok. The is a lot there pick at but I wasted all morning eating steak and playing Ps4. So! I'm going to take a nap, hang out with muh pal for a bit, and come back in the morning and, like the mighty content vulture that I am, I'm going to pick apart that new JeepJorp video, come back here, and regurgitate all of the things I found wrong! with it into your little baby vulture faces. (That was a big sentence I know and not grammatically correct at all but I did it on purpose because doing things ironically justifies everything and anything) I have some thoughts about the conflation between 'black culture' and 'pre-selection' or 'social proof' (as they call it). I'm going to deconstruct the concept of being 'a plausible mate.' And then I have one about how all of their solutions are so amorphous and open ended that they are impossible to implement. And finally, I have something for quote-unquote 'model minorities' and 'asian cultures as a model for emulation.' It's going to be good. It's going to be cool. But I'm sleepy. I also have a ton of backlog to clear and I might try to offload some of that onto you guys."
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Wrong:
1.) What you always seem to be when you argue with someone who is older.
2.) Something you rarely are no matter how much evidence it pointing in the other person’s favor.
3.) A word used to describe someone who is obviously insane. It isn’t always used in a negative way.
1.) What you always seem to be when you argue with someone who is older.
2.) Something you rarely are no matter how much evidence it pointing in the other person’s favor.
3.) A word used to describe someone who is obviously insane. It isn’t always used in a negative way.
1.) Cate: Mom… that dog over there is a beagle.
C.M: No… it’s a poodle honey.
Cate: But it’s labeled Beagle and possesses many beagle-like qualities.
C.M: Stfu! I’m forty biotch! You’re wrong because obviously I know more then you!
2.) Liz: I love this weather… you know, it’s nice to live in a tropical zone.
Random hottubber: You’re wrong this is a temperate zone….
Liz: No I’m not!!!! *kills random hottubber*
Police officer: Did you just kill that hottubber?
Liz: Chill.
3.) Joi: Oh my goodness! I love making out with lampposts!
Jeff: You’re so wrong Joi…
Joi: Ummm hmmmm, making out with the lamppost. Hey! Jeff! Wanna join?
Jeff: YES!!!!!!
C.M: No… it’s a poodle honey.
Cate: But it’s labeled Beagle and possesses many beagle-like qualities.
C.M: Stfu! I’m forty biotch! You’re wrong because obviously I know more then you!
2.) Liz: I love this weather… you know, it’s nice to live in a tropical zone.
Random hottubber: You’re wrong this is a temperate zone….
Liz: No I’m not!!!! *kills random hottubber*
Police officer: Did you just kill that hottubber?
Liz: Chill.
3.) Joi: Oh my goodness! I love making out with lampposts!
Jeff: You’re so wrong Joi…
Joi: Ummm hmmmm, making out with the lamppost. Hey! Jeff! Wanna join?
Jeff: YES!!!!!!
wrong by intriguedbydarkness July 4, 2005
wrong
What you are when arguing with a girl.
boy: Hey girl, drinking and driving is bad.
girl: No! you are wrong; I am right. Don't argue with me!
girl: No! you are wrong; I am right. Don't argue with me!
wrong by Cest Mercredi April 5, 2009
Wrong
The act of attempting to, or successfully submitting a real, scientifically correct definition on Urban Dictionary.
"Hey dude i typed in definition on urban dictionary and some whore actually gave a real definition of it =O"
"Dude, that's just wrong!"
"Dude, that's just wrong!"
Wrong by specialfredddd December 31, 2008
Wrong
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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