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World War Two 

Deadliest war in world history.

1931 - Japanese Army invades China, starting World War II in Asia

1937 - Full-scale war breaks out between China and Japan and Japan takes northeast China

1939 - German army invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Poland, Soviet Union invades Finland

1940 - Germany invades Denmark, Norway, France, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands, Italy invades Egypt, Greece, and British Somaliland, bombs the hell out of Britain, and Romania joins the Axis, Japan invades French Indochina

1941 - Britain attacks Italian Somaliland, Germany mows over Yugoslavia and Greece, and everyone invades the Soviet Union, the Japanese attack the US, Germany declares war on US

1942 - Germany takes over Vichy France, Germany and Japan lose the proper turning point battles at Stalingrad to the Soviets, El Alamein to the British, Japs lose Midway to America

1943 - Germany loses at Kursk to the Soviets, US and Britain takes Africa and southern Italy, Italy surrenders and joins the Allies

1944 - American and British forces launch D-Day, Soviets move west into Poland, every Axis that isn't German or Japanese joins the Allies, Battle of the Bulge fought between American and Nazi forces

1945 - Germany and Japan lose the war to the Ruskies and the Yankees
1. This war should never have been fought but Fascist lunatics decided to have some fun

2. France lost the war in 6 weeks though they had Norway, Britain, Holland, Belgium, and Luxembourg as allies, had more troops, and had more tanks, but fought only Germany because Italy did nothing

3. Poland lost the war in 5 weeks against the combined German-Soviet forces without any help (compare this to France)
World War Two by Lord Yoyo February 6, 2004
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Often said when someone is about to bring the pain to another and/or kick their ass.
Girl:"I know I didn't just see you trying to holla at that girl!"

Guy: "No baby I was just..."

Girl:"It's about to be World War Two all over again nukkah!"
world war two by DeuceDC5R December 10, 2004

World War Two threesome 

when three Jews are forced to have sex with each other before going into the crematory
My grandpa was forced to have a World War Two threesome

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008