WIFS

Stands for "Work is for suckas". It is the phrase to voice one's own contempt for work yet bitter acceptance as a source of income.

coworker 1: "I have to go in early today to cover someone's shift."
coworker 2: "WIFS!"

friend 1: "Want to go get a cup of coffee?"
friend 2: "I can't, I'm at work."
friend 1: "Really? Why are you working right now?"
friend 2: "Because I've been working this same shift for several years now."
friend 1: "WIFS, man."

by notkasuo June 18, 2008

wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

by theoneDub October 24, 2007

wif

With

Come wif me into the ally where I will show you my peener.

by SeptiK September 07, 2003

wif

another way to say with.

I is wif none uva den me main man Pat Bushnan

by ,,,,,,,,,, April 02, 2007

wiffing

When your teammate is tryna trash talk you in a video game even tho he was the reason yall loss

Me: staunchyy stop wiffing
staunchyy: bro your such a ball chaser
Me: you literally set up shots for the other team

by lil toshi January 22, 2021

Wif

A woman or man whom happens to be married to Ian.

* marriage happens *

Ian: NEW WIF OK

by MikeIan December 11, 2019

wif

Wow I'm Fucked up.Extremely stoned or drunk or both!

Cindy: Hey dude nabil how are you feeling?
Nabil: WIF!

by soulchild420 December 09, 2008