1. the extremely desperate form of "why?"
*note: sounds most eloquent when spoken with an accent, i.e. a southern accent
teacher:"what did you learn about pygmy goats, from the article you read?"
student:"well, they are small..."
teacher:"yes, but whyyy are they small?"
student:"ummm... i dunno. because of their genes?"
teacher:"yes, that's true. but, whyyy??? what about their genes makes them small?"
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is what you say to express frustration, surprise or shock.
It can be said under your breath, in a moaning voice, screamed out loud, and in many other different forms.
Mrs. Zeiber: Over the ChristmasHoliday, you have 16 pages of Social Studies to complete, and a math test the day you get back.
Shaya: Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.