what the f 

Short for 'what the fuck' when one is found to be around adults/children or people who are bound to be offended by the usage of the word 'fuck'.

(but not necessarily saying the letter f, but the pronounciation of it; like when you hit the breaks before you hit the tree. and in this case, you pause before you extend your cursings.)

what the f, where'd my book go?

what the f by buckless May 24, 2006

What the F? 

Partially extended version of wtf. Carries same meaning and was created for use in the presence of those unfamiliar with wtf.

Person 1: Hey, Adam said he needs to borrow your TV again.
Person 2: What the F!? That's the the third time this month!

What the F? by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

What the f*** happened to the floor 

a reccuring line in pokemon talk, usually when they change studios

Bulbasaur: Hi, I'm Bulbasaur
Squirtle: And I'm Squirtle
Bulbasaur: And this is Pokémon–
Squirtle: What the f*** happened to the floor

What the f*** happened to the floor by lolgod2 April 28, 2020

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper”
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this by lucyiscoo1 May 6, 2021

b'sh-what-the-f 

The shortest form of "Bitch, what the Fuck...

Often used before a close-fisted slap, to a significant other.

"So you think its OK, to kiss my friend while I am away? b'sh-what-the-f..." SLAP!

b'sh-what-the-f by Supo Pedo September 11, 2006

What's the F? 

It means you asking someone what is the temperature outside or inside. Can be "What's the C" for Celsius areas. (Or even K, if you wanted.)

Response ends with the actual temp. but you just say the number and 'F' at the end.

Dave: Hey dude what's the F?
Steve: It's 75 F.

What's the F? by ArctixFawx June 17, 2011

What the Bloody F?

Taken from "Bloody Hell", (see in this dictionary), this phrase emphasizes a double fuck without actually using the word once and therefore, appropriate to say in public.

So in that sense, it's like saying, "What the fuck?" but twice, "What the bloody F?!"

Wife: Some asshole actually wrote with shaving cream on our car.

Husband: What the bloody f?! I just had it washed.

Wife: What the bloody Q, What the bloody P... (pick a letter).

What the Bloody F? by Oahn August 16, 2010