WGAFF

WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

WGAFF REGARDING THE QUALITY OF TODAY'S CELEBRITIES,ACTORS ETC.........YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.....

by GS71 May 16, 2015

wgaff

Stands for "Who gives a flying fuck?" much like wtf stands for "what the fuck?

by HDS May 16, 2003

wgaff

Stands for "Who Gives A Fuck Friday" on the Jason Ellis show on SirusXM radio. No fucks are given, ever on a friday.

You want to talk about it babe?
Nah, its WGAFF, Fuck off bitch

by bigkevphilly November 4, 2011

Goose Waffle

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.

"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."

by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Cheeky Dick Waffle

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.

Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!

by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.

Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

by waffleloverwafflelover March 20, 2023