wanky spanky

The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.

Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?

by Dick Smalls May 15, 2010

Spanky Wanky

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.

Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!

by Davo375932 February 02, 2021

Spanky Wanky

The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed

Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby

by biggestunicorn May 16, 2020

Spanky wanky

A hand job and a blow job at the same time.

Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 05, 2021

Spanky Wanky

When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.

"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."

"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"

by Mrellisisahunk March 31, 2021

WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!

Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?

by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025