Dude who is Hella lit. Gets all the bitches. Also known as Mr. Bitches. Probably drinks Miller lites or cold ones with the boys.
by Too2 Short2 January 20, 2023

An unatractive bald man, who touches himself inapropriatly in public. Usually found wearing a flight suit.
by Urbanighter February 24, 2007

A pretty cool guy with a taste for dolphins. Also, his mother once ate an entire melon with her eyes crossed and her fingers shut. Why HP? Probably because his name is Hugh and then his middle name is Peter.
by Guccinator516 September 01, 2010

by T1 T1 November 01, 2020
