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(n.)
"Wanna Be Hipster"
A person who likes "hipster" things but only because they are known as such. Tries to hard to get a look that's not trying at all. Enjoys things such as Starbucks, thick square frame glasses, Instagram, woolen scarves, and Toms.
I know a W.B.H. who just heard about the Starbucks Keurig combination.

Look at that girl in the "vintage" clothing wearing Toms. What a W.B.H.
W.B.H. by cookiedoughdippindots October 19, 2012
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Legion of Bored Housewives

Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...
"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."
L.B.H.W by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T. 

The Guy Who Wishes He Was Dead Because Everyone Hates Him No Matter How Hard He Tries
Stranger 1: Who's that guy over there sitting all alone?

Stranger 2: Ohhh, that's just T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.; don't worry about him, he'll just be a loser for life.
the Bull
the Hawk
the Wheel

group of bars in Lawrence, KS
fraternities and Sorostitutes to the B/H/W through out the week.
B/H/W by the shutz February 27, 2009

B.H.W.L Judge 

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
B.H.W.L Judge by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023

i.w.f.y.b.w.h.a.b.i.d.f.w.d. 

I.wanna.fuck.you.but.without.having.a.baby.I'm.down.for.whatever.DADDY.
"you should uses, i.w.f.y.b.w.h.a.b.i.d.f.w.d. to get it onnnn"

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e 

I just want to be with her for all eternity
Yh I really like her. I.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e
i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e by Definitionnnn September 13, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma wait a moment
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