W.A.F.L.

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(or WAFL in instant messages) - Denotes "what a f*cking loser".

Johnny5: I am the best. I totally rule!
Sandra: jeez, not too humble eh?
Sam3 (privately to Sandra): WAFL

W.A.F.L. by Joel Parent June 11, 2006

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W.A.F.L.

West Australian Football League wafl

Did you know that W.A.F.L, is the governing body of Australian Football in the state of West Australia?

"Billy is that guy who plays football in the W.A.F.L.". "Wow, what a f*cking loser'? "No West Australian Football League".

W.A.F.L. by PTSD July 5, 2006

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W.A.F.L.

W. A. F. L. pronounced Waffle - What a Fucking Loser

That guy thinks he is living the dream bu he is a W.A.F.L.

W.A.F.L. by W.A.F.L. December 26, 2017

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W.A.F.L

Similar to LOL but has more props if used in the correct context. This shorthand Slur basically stands for ?What a F***ing Legend? this phrase is to be used rarely and not peppered in an msn conversation by two little shrimps.

Ryan; oi fatty
Josh; yeah
Ryan; did you see me shank that mugg between the eyes he was bacon.
Josh; W.A.F.L

W.A.F.L by sl4 redrum July 8, 2007

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W.A.F.F.L.E.

Wipped As Fuck For Life Eh

That guy is such a W.A.F.F.L.E.

W.A.F.F.L.E. by Hampton Dumont Kid November 21, 2010

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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

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M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

Mother I'd like to kiss and would consider fucking later.

No, Matthew. She's just a M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L

M.I.L.K.A.W.C.F.L by milfknowers November 9, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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