Wünderwürst

when you wipe your behind after going number two and there are shitstains on the toiletpaper, you know you just birthed a magical poop a.k.a a Wünderwürst! It's a slick dumping that leaves no residue. After popping a Wünderwürst, people feel happy, careless and blessed because they don't have to go through the exhausting proces of wiping 'till clean(ish) . In some cultures pooping a Wünderwürst is considered a good omen.

(note fom author: I was just writing this when I pooped a Wünderwürst! Unbelievable!)

S: (enters room) 'Aaah, I just dumped a Wünderwürst!'
H: 'Good grief, again?! you must have touched by an angel!'
S: 'I most certainly am touched by an angel, I can still feel her lingering touch. I don't have a care in the world...'
H: *sigh*

by Skurrrt Cobain December 9, 2018

wunderwurst

Literally "Special sausage." Though it more accurately describes something to be hot shit.

Man, that Kristen really thinks she's quite a wunderwurst, but she's actually a dumb cunt.

by ottoaim December 28, 2008

Wunderlust

A strong desire to travel, to explore. chronic restlessness. To Escape from the Hive

man my wunderlust is acting up, i need to get away from these humansssssss

by jonnyaralathotep March 26, 2017

Wunderwürdig

A bad way of saying bewundernswert in German.

-Wunderwürdig ist nur, wie kreativ du neue Worte erfindest 😂
(-"Wonder worthy" is only, how creatively you invent new words *Anele laugh*)

-Das Wort "bewundernswert" ist vertrauenswürdiger

by thxlena April 17, 2020

Wunderlust

-Not having a given direction in life

- Waiting to have a given purpose

John was wunderlust, he didn't know what he was to do with his life.

by JustAlexTheGreat April 3, 2015