Vildi Vonka is a girl named Vilde who resembles Willy Wonka. They both got a fresh cut bob and bangs. They’re both pale and looks like HOT vampires. If you ever meet a Vildi Vonka, run. She will poop on you without hesitation. Common misconception: Willy Wonka loves chocolate and has a chocolate factory, because of this many believe that Vildi Vonka does too. But the truth is Vildi does not like chocolate and only eats poop. If u ever see her with chocolate around her mouth it’s most of the time POOP. NEVER ask her for chocolate, most of the time u get POOP!!!!!

Normal person 1: Hey do you have poop on ur hands?
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover

vildi vonka by Vildi Vonka April 14, 2020

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Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

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Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

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Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

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Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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