Vonka

is good and kind person that like to kempo and oda his boyfren

vonka is good person

by Neroknights November 29, 2021

Vonka

is a kind person and likes to play games she is a good friends

vonka is kind person

by Neroknights November 29, 2021

vildi vonka

Vildi Vonka is a girl named Vilde who resembles Willy Wonka. They both got a fresh cut bob and bangs. They’re both pale and looks like HOT vampires. If you ever meet a Vildi Vonka, run. She will poop on you without hesitation. Common misconception: Willy Wonka loves chocolate and has a chocolate factory, because of this many believe that Vildi Vonka does too. But the truth is Vildi does not like chocolate and only eats poop. If u ever see her with chocolate around her mouth it’s most of the time POOP. NEVER ask her for chocolate, most of the time u get POOP!!!!!

Normal person 1: Hey do you have poop on ur hands?
Normal person 2: yeah, I got Vildi Vonked
Normal person 1: Damn that’s probably chocolate then.
Vildi Vonka is a poop lover

by Vildi Vonka April 14, 2020

Vodka Mourge

Popular name for a Vodka and Apple juice. Usually the Apple Juice is cloudy and it is often served with a slice of lime.

Can I please have a Vodka Mourge?

by jlhombre January 2, 2013

Vodkasm

The bodily pleasure one gets from consuming copious amounts of Vodka.

I was feeling sad last night so I gave myself a Vodkasm and all was right with the world again

by Photoist March 7, 2019

Purse Vodka

(Noun): an empty water bottle filled with vodka, stored in a purse for easy access while occupying restaurants, bars, clubs, airplanes, golf courses, etc. Often times the vodka is of the flavored variety; or Belvedere.

Similar to the ones Ke$ha sings about in her songs, only it's vodka rather than whiskey.

(Verb): the act of getting drunkles in public places despite being a broke law student.

Law Student #1: I really want to get drunk on Park Ave tonight, but all the good drinks are like $20.

Law Student #2: Have no fear, purse vodka is here!

by Chiges February 21, 2012

Vodka

Slavic teleportation serum.

Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing

by RussianDumbass May 11, 2019