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The act of wanting to be fabulous but can't.
Eww that girl is so vonae.
Vonae by Delephae May 8, 2017
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Ubeja Vontell 

Ubeja Vontell is when you have so much flaming diarrhea built up in your rectum that is must be surgically removed through the peepee hole.
My stomach has been killing me today, I have a bad case of the Ubeja Vontells.
Ubeja Vontell by KurtdCobain April 6, 2020
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Vonae • vontae • Vonte • Vona • vonage • Vonces • Voncert • vondel • Vondell • vone
A portmanteau of the words VOTE and DONATE, used to describe the process of voting in a Gitcoin Quadratic funding round. In a QF round, you can VOTE for public goods projects you believe deserve to be funded by DONATING as little as $1 to them. (This eliminates most SPAM and vote-botting, and also sets a minimum bar of conviction.) Your pledge is then matched by larger corporate and organizational donors using an algorithm that rewards breadth of support over individual donations. In other words, a $1 VONATION can result in many times that amount of funding being provided to organizations who need it.
If you would like to support our initiative of organizing community beach cleanups in Honduras, please vonate to our project on grants.gitcoin.co today.
Vonate by Toady Hawk August 23, 2023

Ubeja Vontell 

A frothy mix of semen, lubricants, poop matter and blood after a hardcore homosexual encounter.
I need a towel to wipe all this Ubeja Vontell off of me.
Ubeja Vontell by bdubsy April 15, 2020

Vontegous 

A very potent,putrid smell one of which can burn your nose canals and can rupture your smelling ability for the rest of your life
You smell very vontegous

vonderhaar 

The act of raging from bullshit in Call of Duty Multiplayer
Are you kidding me!
Look at that vonderhaar! Goddamnit.
vonderhaar by VinexNike February 26, 2013
A beautiful woman full of intelligence and grace whom no defect is found within her.
Any man would be lucky to be with Vonetta.
Vonetta by DarkJoker November 20, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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