Volunpaid 

When someone does something under the guise of charity with the full intention of receiving monetary compensation for their time.

I spend my Saturday morning at the shelter getting volunpaid.

Volunpaid by Corey Daul March 15, 2023

voluntard 

A voluntard provides unpaid help, generally in the form of time and or labor to a non-profit or charity organization, but his or her actions or effort demonstrate a lack of concientousness, care, or common sense. Voluntards may repeatedly commit acts that would cause them to be counseled or fired from a paying job.

The voluntards at the pet rescue rarely take the time to remove uneaten food from the bowls before putting the bowls in the sink, thus causing frequent plumbing issues that require time or money to rectify.

voluntard by GovTeach July 12, 2015

Voluntard 

A volunteer that is retarded. Usually too dedicated to the cause to have a functioning brain, making it hard for everyone else around them.

I know we have to work with them but dude, these voluntards are killing us!

Voluntard by Firstee January 26, 2009

Voluntainment 

Voluntainment (noun) occurs when you volunteer at a function or event, and are entertained at the same time.

While participating in a charity fund-raiser that featured live Classic Rock bands, the numberous volunteers were entertained while performing their duties. The act of doing so is voluntainment.

Voluntainment by Neil Laing August 27, 2008

volumpidumpy 

voluptuous dumpy (A FATASS)

"That girl has the biggest volumpidumpy I've ever seen!"

volumpidumpy by robowafatty March 28, 2024