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Vitaliya 

SEMEN DEMON
GUY 1: I NEED A SEMEN DEMON
GUY 2: TRY FINDING A VITALIYA
GUY 1: BET
LATER
GUY 1: MY DICK GOT SLOBBED ON LIKE A LOT DAMN SHE SUCKIN MY SHIT LIKE ITS A LOLLY FUCK IM GONNA CUM THINKING ABOUT IT

RAP VERSE:

SUCKING ON MY SHIT LIKE A VITALIYA
IM GONNA CUM YAH
PUT IT IN HER BUM YAH
THEN ILL DIRNK SOME RUM YAH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Vitalina 

An eastern European short girl, with blue sparkly eyes and a smile like fire. A brunette with a hair that shines golden in the sunlight. She makes boys crazy just by speaking Italian. Vitalina means life and she is the life itself. She is very confident and she doesn't care what people say about her because she knows how beautiful she is.

But sadly Vitalina has a very bad taste in boys.

She has two sexy friends which are the best. They are always here for her and they are here stars that brighten up her universe.
"This is so Vitalina"
Vitalina by theonlyvivi June 10, 2018
Words cannot begin to define Vitaliy, Vitaliy is the sexiest, bravest, smartest, strongest, and all around most awesome. Vitaliy is derived from the russian language. Vitaliy is possibly the most perfect human. Vitaliy has an ability to consume extreme amounts of food that is not explained by science. Vitaliy is adored by all women secretly and is the meaning of success. Vitaliy also has the ability to make all other humans look inferior because he is a professional in everything and can do anything.
Vitaliy by The.all.knowing December 4, 2014
A sexy, smart, and strong man who is generally very smooth with women.
Girl 1: Did you see that hot guy at the gym? He is at the top of our accounting class.

Girl 2: He is such a vitaliy!
Vitaliy by statesman09 October 20, 2010

Vitalija 

A person who is extremly kind, considereate, caring, loving, and overall just freaking attractive. Not only will they love you uncondittionally but they will also bring extreme joy to your life. They will also be an amazing friend to anyone that they meet. They are amazing significant others. If you are lucky enogh to have Vitalija for your girlfriend, don't let her go. They are also great bakers.
David: you are so lycky to have a girl like Vitalija!
Antino: I know! She's so amazing! She deserves someone so much better than me.
Vitalija by JustSomeGuy1221 January 28, 2018

Vitalina 

Only the best person in the entire world!
Vitalina is considered to be awesome.
Vitalina by Fan#8000 March 11, 2011

Vitalina 

A beautiful woman who smart and kind
A vitalina makes the best Portuguese food ever
Vitalina by Friend's for life June 10, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow 

A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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