Virginia Slim Massacre 

When at a club, one buys a carton of Virginia Slims and proceeds to smoke the entire carton at the club. This is usually done by an Italian who has never smoked in his life.

Kevin: Hey man, I thought you didn't smoke

John: I don't. I just wanted to start a Virginia Slim Massacre tonight. I'm thinking about putting a 12 inch filter on it as well.

Kevin: You going for the Cruella Deville look??

Virginia Slim Massacre by Grinnell March 30, 2008

The Virginia Slim Massacre 

When a man/boy with a 12 inch cock decides to buy a whole carton of Virginia Slims at a gas station before going to the local club. At the club he decides to light up, even though he has no idea how to smoke.

His friends will wonder why the fuck he is trying to impress people and criticize him for the rest of his life.

The man/boy is often then compared to cruella devil especially if he uses a 12 inch filter.

Playa 1: Yo bro why u smokin I thought u didn't do that shit?
Man/boy: I only do sometimes, specifically when I have the opportunity to ligth up a virginia slim.
Playa 1: Ok man just checkin I didn't know, but more power to you. Virginia Slims are the shit.
Man/boy: Yea dude u have to experience the virginia slim massacre at some point in your life. So next week u and me will hit up the local club and experience it.

The Virginia Slim Massacre by Grinnell April 10, 2008