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"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.
Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!
vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016

Vineshed 

When a girl goes back to your place with you and she teases you by either not touching your member, only giving you a slight kiss, or passing out in your bed.
Jessica went home with me. Nothing happened though. She vineshed the hell out of me.
Vineshed by Jimmy jones October 19, 2013

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

vanished like a fart in the wind 

To disappear and be 'unseen' to the wind like a fart .
Tom vanished like a fart in the wInd into the woods.

VanishedSumo826 

A complete badass that will fuck you up
/VanishedSumo826 has removed breathing privileges
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